i shaved my legs and my sheets are freshly washed this is gonna be like the best feeling ever when i go to sleep.
|—||Patroclus, book 16 (via incorrectiliad)|
The Office x Weddings: Jim x Pam
I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that Youtube video. I knew we needed a back-up plan. The boat was actually plan C, the church was plan B, and plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago.
IMPORTANT ROMAN MARBLE STATUE OF APHRODITE KALLIPYGOS (“APHRODITE OF THE BEAUTIFUL BUTTOCKS”)
The goddess of erotic love with her left hand raised over her head, lifting her garment to expose her nude posterior.
1st-2nd Century AD
H. 36 5/8 in. (93.2 cm.)
via > royalathena.com
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes