i shaved my legs and my sheets are freshly washed this is gonna be like the best feeling ever when i go to sleep.

Surprise, motherfucker!
Patroclus, book 16 (via incorrectiliad)
schrutedwights:

The Office x Weddings: Jim x Pam

I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that Youtube video.  I knew we needed a back-up plan.  The boat was actually plan C, the church was plan B, and plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. 

schrutedwights:

The Office x Weddings: Jim x Pam

I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that Youtube video.  I knew we needed a back-up plan.  The boat was actually plan C, the church was plan B, and plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. 

mini-girlz:

IMPORTANT ROMAN MARBLE STATUE OF APHRODITE KALLIPYGOS (“APHRODITE OF THE BEAUTIFUL BUTTOCKS”)

The goddess of erotic love with her left hand raised over her head, lifting her garment to expose her nude posterior.

1st-2nd Century AD

H. 36 5/8 in. (93.2 cm.)

via > royalathena.com

Western Patriarchy: A woman wearing revealing clothing is just asking to be raped. If she hadn't worn that short skirt out in public, she wouldn't have been assaulted. It's her fault for dressing like a slut and then trusting men not to treat her like one.
Western Patriarchy: Women who wear religious head coverings and hide their skin in public are so oppressed! It's not like she's going to get raped just because a man sees her ankles or neck! Why don't those women stop covering their bodies and just learn to trust men?
hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes